It's been a while--sorry for the lack of updates. While you were all most patiently and eagerly awaiting news about our new baby to come, Dan's defense, Isaiah's progress in life, and other terribly enthralling issues in our life, the new baby continued to grow, Dan defended, and Isaiah progressed in life. Throw in the mix a trip to Japan over Christmas, followed by a trip to Michigan to see Grandma and "Gray-gum" and the Sharda clan, Dan's acceptance of a post-doc here at Penn State (starts next week), the daily realizations that we will have two kids SOON and that we should probably start thinking about minor details like, oh, what to name the baby, where to put him/her following birth, how to juggle life with having two kids, 1.5 jobs, and you've basically got the full report from us.
Essentially, life has been hectic but good. We have, by the grace of God, maintained good health all throughout the swine flu and normal flu season, and hope to continue on that trajectory. The Japan trip was fun, and it was great to spend time with my brother, parents, and others I knew from way back when. Dan has gained back the 10 lbs he lost while writing his thesis, and is looking ...less gaunt, shall we say? I have gained not quite that much total since finding out I was pregnant, but was assured today that the baby is fine and that I do not need to worry. I am thrilled with that news, as I am eating as much as my cramped stomach will allow, and less weight gained now means less weight to lose later on.
I was thinking about how to summarize Isaiah's leaps and bounds of progress, and it is actually kind of hard. You kind of have to see (or rather hear) the kid in 'action' to get the full picture, but I hope the following helps:
The World According to Isaiah
1. If I point my ever-powerful index finger at someone in the room (most likely "Gray-gum" if he's present), they WILL respond to my order to "come on?" and proceed to walk sideways and/or backwards with me.
2. The stairwell is an excellent play environment for adults young and old (including "Daddys"), as tennis balls, when thrown from the bottom of the stairs, will naturally reverse direction and bounce all the way down, where an old person can wait and throw them right up again. Besides, the stairwell is the storage area for applesauce.
3. Kicking Daddy in the chest and belly while getting a diaper-change is encouraged and highly tolerated; not so for the same action on Mom.
4. Call "Mama" when you have a complaint that you cannot explain or feel the need to explain. Call "Kaasan" (equivalent of "Maw") when you cannot find something.
5. Items that are not to be touched are "Momp's". These include the stethoscope and blood pressure cuff at the chiropractor's.
6. Tantrum-throwing should be reserved for times when Mom and Dad tell you you've had too many pretzels, tofu, clementines/mikan ("igan?" which also means 'stomach cancer' in Japanese), or raisins.
7. Don't touch Mom and Dad's glasses. Do, however, go around the glasses and poke your overgrown fingernails into their eyeballs. As long as you identify them as "eyes?" you're OK.
8. Mom's external surfaces (area and depth) are more suitable than Daddy's for "shnagoo"ing.
9. Mom is less mobile than "Daddys". (by the way, "Mom" is singular, "Daddys" is plural.)
10. The shower isn't that scary after all.
11. Cocoa = Moose.
12. Singing Silent Night is appropriate all year-round. Moreover, Dad apparently needs more practice with verse 3, as he tends to repeat verse 2. Totally unacceptable.
13. Elephants say "pfft".
14. Matt Cramer says "kee-now".
15. Sledding is great fun, especially when cousins and "Daddys" do all the hauling.
16. Balls are the best inventions. Ever.
17. Why do I have to color? Why can't I just take the lid off the marker, color my fingers, and put the lid back on time and time again?
18. Why would I want to watch the actual story from "Veggie Tales"? The theme song played over and over again is good enough for me.
19. The household TV set was made for one purpose and one purpose only: to watch Aunt Jackie play her senior recital. This is best achieved by standing as close to the TV as possible, swaying like a drunkard.
20. Church is where we get bagels. Lots of them. My main role at church is to proclaim "all done" after each segment of the service for ALL to hear.
21. "All done!" = "That portion of the service is ended. Now let's hear some singing from some KIDS!"
"...all done?" = "That was the second haircut in two days, and now you're looking at my head arguing with each other...may I please get up from my highchair now? Why are you talking about dressing me in camo and enlisting me?"
"Aaaaaallll DOOOOOOOnnne!" = "OK, guys, seriously, 2 minutes of vacuuming is way more than you have done in the last year of my life, and I am now deaf. Can we please get back to throwing tennis balls up the stairs?"
22. One's water glass is for rinsing cutlery following the meal. Also can be used to dip remaining food items such as crackers, potatoes, bread and butter, or blueberries.
23. Whenever Daddy dresses me, Mom dresses me again. Not sure why. But I sure am glad she knows where she put the shirts that fit me!
24. Blocks are best played with around 5:30 pm on the kitchen floor.
25. When flipped upwards, that switch under the sink makes a really loud 'disposing' type of noise. Freaks me out every time.
26. The chair at the chiropractor's office elevates. This means that if I am perched on the headrest, and I kick the button (after turning the key to unlock the button), I get a preview of what it will be to be 6-7 feet tall (my destiny as a 7th grader).
27. "Meleagris gallopavo" in italics or underlined means "wild turkey" in Biologese. My parents are nerds to make me take a picture of "Alan the Meleagris gallopavo" to my class at school.
...and that's about all I can come up with for now. Hope that helps!